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Ebb, this website and her necrotic chickchunk poetry
have won too many awards to list here. Modesty compels
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Dead people are my passion, poetry, my dildo.
|People ask me why I do it. "Why,"
they ask, "do you write about social taboos like necrophilia, cannibalism,
masturbation and feminine hygiene products? It's, like, gross." I want the world to
know that necrophiliacs,
cannibals, masturbators and tampon users are people too. I want them to realize we have the same dreams and passions, if not the same sexual practices and dietary habits. After all, aren't we all just looking for love, the right shade of hair dye, and acceptance? I want to live in a world where I can get my rocks off with corpses and you can name your labia; that would be truly diverse and that's why I do what I do.
Martin Luther King wasn't the only one
and here's a tantalizing tidbit to whet your appetites
for the feast that awaits you within my
NUDE WHIRL OF POULTRY!
Soft rolled cotton
plied between my legs.
Super-absorbent, cardboard tubes
caressed by my hand.
Insertion as foreplay
as the string I find.
butter my love muffin.
Feminine hygiene smitten
sits a true lover of self.
from Ebb's book, Wet Dreams from a Fart
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Main Entry: 1par·o·dy
Inflected Form(s): plural -dies
Etymology: Latin parodia, from Greek parOidia, from para- + aidein to sing -- more at ODE
1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule
2 : a feeble or ridiculous imitation
synonym see CARICATURE
- pa·rod·ic /p&-'rä-dik, pa-/ adjective
- par·o·dis·tic /"par-&-'dis-tik/ adjective