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Sharin' the Nude Whirl of Poultry

Bondage Chick

where
Ebb McFlow's Poetry will . . .
awaken your neighbors
and arouse your suspicions!

 

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Lady with a Shovel, Lover Six Feet Under

Featuring Putrid, Slippery Recitals by EBB McFlow
Rancid, Sloppy Necrotic Chick Chunk Poetry
Like You've Never Heard Before!!!

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Ebb, this website and her necrotic chickchunk poetry
have won too many awards to list here. Modesty compels
us to just put up a picture of one of the awards.

Please return often.
Dead people are my passion, poetry, my dildo.

The Muse for the Nude Whirl of Poultry
Click the Spatula lickin' Chick to see the Muse for this site

People ask me why I do it. "Why," they ask, "do you write about social taboos like necrophilia, cannibalism, masturbation and feminine hygiene products? It's, like, gross." I want the world to know that necrophiliacs,
cannibals, masturbators and tampon users are people too.  I want them to realize we have the same dreams and passions, if not the same sexual practices and dietary habits. After all, aren't we all just looking for love, the right shade of hair dye, and acceptance? I want to live in a world where I can get my rocks off with corpses and you can name your labia; that would be truly diverse and that's why I do what I do.

Martin Luther King wasn't the only one
with a dream.

Pieces,

Ebb McFlow

and here's a tantalizing tidbit to whet your appetites
for the feast that awaits you within my

NUDE WHIRL OF POULTRY!

TAMPON SEX

Soft rolled cotton
plied between my legs.

Super-absorbent, cardboard tubes
caressed by my hand.

Insertion as foreplay
as the string I find.

Orgasmic manipulations
butter my love muffin.

Feminine hygiene smitten
sits a true lover of self.

from Ebb's book, Wet Dreams from a Fart

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Ebb McFlow would like to thank everyone who helped put this page together. She couldn't have done this parody without  you. Special thanks to Joy, Bramwell, Bettina, Damp, Robert, Tracy, Gary, Mike, Heidi, Neil, Tim, mop, Josh, friends in rec.arts.poems and alt.arts.poetry.comments, Robin, Al, Bill, Izabel, Cendare, Mistress Karla, Eric, Jim and Renay. No animals were harmed in the making of this parody. Please use in accordance with manufacturer's instructions. People suffering from humour impairment should only read this parody under the proper medical supervision.   Ebb McFlow urges you to always practice safe computing and make backups.  Parody, for the purposes of this site is defined by Webster's On-Line Dictionary as:

Main Entry: 1par·o·dy
Pronunciation: 'par-&-dE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -dies
Etymology: Latin parodia, from Greek parOidia, from para- + aidein to sing -- more at ODE
Date: 1598
1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule
2 : a feeble or ridiculous imitation
synonym see CARICATURE
- pa·rod·ic /p&-'rä-dik, pa-/ adjective
- par·o·dis·tic /"par-&-'dis-tik/ adjective